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c0rnn
January 23rd, 2006, 16:42
Who owns who? I was bored lol
LudakoT
January 23rd, 2006, 16:43
Chuck Norris has ADD so I bet on Mr. T :D
1010101
January 23rd, 2006, 16:46
You must be joking???? Are we talking about the same Mr T??? B.A Baraccas wins every time...
c0rnn
January 23rd, 2006, 16:46
Chuck forever, respect the law! Fools.
c0rnn
January 23rd, 2006, 16:53
Chuck Norris won the Ironman Triathlon with a piano strapped to his back. Along the way he had sex with 59 women and one one man who was quote "bitching about his wife drowning from an orgasm." When he was given the medal, Chuck explained that he was just moving his piano and didn't realize that there was actually a race.

Beat that, "Scooter"!!!1
Y0UV3 B33N 0WND
January 23rd, 2006, 17:04
Common, You Kno Mr. T could Strangle Chuck with his necklace....Any one of his necklaces....
c0rnn
January 23rd, 2006, 17:06
Have you ever seen a roundhouse kick performed by Chuck Norris? I think not!

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/5794/ipitythisthread5iy.jpg funny little picture

Here's a leet page: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
1010101
January 23rd, 2006, 17:18
Sure he could roundhouse Mr T.

Would it move him? Would it fuck.
Would it hurt him? Would it fuck.

Mr T would then turn round, smack Murdoch, and then simply disable chuck norris in a peaceful way, in which nobody gets hurt. Faceman would then make a witty comment, whereupon Col. John finishes on a good old fashioned moral.

Chuck Norris learns a valuable lesson.
c0rnn
January 23rd, 2006, 17:32
Mr. T walked in front of a speeding bus. Needless to say, he was charged with 7 counts of manslaughter.

Ah you're probably right. I didn't realize the awesomeness of Mr. T before. Thanks.
nekolord
January 23rd, 2006, 17:59
In a word THERAPY folks.Bums i want my damn sheep back and i want them back now you freaking drunkard.Keep the rubber sheets and baby oil.

Oh and on a side note Mr.T sucks ass and Chuck Noris licks bollocks.

Only one man would hurt the both of them very seriously and walk away
and that man is a GOD so bow down to the Uber Being and lick his Toes that
GOD would be The great the wonderful the FANTASTIC


HULK HOGAN
c0rnn
January 23rd, 2006, 18:14
Brock Lesnar OWNED Hogan and both Chuck and T OWN Lesnar. Think about it. If you have no idea who Brock Lesnar is, just forget about what I said.
sunjester
January 23rd, 2006, 18:15
pfff mr. t any day of the week. chuck would do a roundhouse kick and mr t would crush his foot and make him eat it.

he pities the foo.
LudakoT
January 23rd, 2006, 19:35
/me picks up an uzi
let's see how strong chuck and Mr. T are now :p
Bumsefar
January 24th, 2006, 08:17
all his gold would clearly reflect and probably hit you..dont be silly ludakot

i dont think anyone or anything could beat up mr.t, but what if we put sycho infront of him, i bet he would run away scared as hell looking at that ugly creature...

and you aint getting a damn thing back nekolord!! its all mine
h3ktik
January 24th, 2006, 09:16
I'm starting to think theres a very nasty virus on the loose somewhere in here....
/me gets a mask.
IcEcOlD13
January 24th, 2006, 11:05
Norris 4tw.

I heard chuck norris once ate 3x72oz steaks in 45 mins, and he spent the first 30 minutes having sex with his waitress. true story
c0rnn
January 24th, 2006, 11:46
I heard Chuck Norris won the Ironman Triathlon with a piano strapped to his back. Along the way he had sex with 59 women and one one man who was quote "bitching about his wife drowning from an orgasm." When he was given the medal, Chuck explained that he was just moving his piano and didn't realize that there was actually a race.
curiosita
January 24th, 2006, 17:09
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

but obviously Mr T. ftw
c0rnn
January 24th, 2006, 17:32
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=289517&name=289517_Gayest_showdown.swf&title=The%20Gayest%20Showdown&date=1138078800&quality=b&li=1&uj=0&w=550&h=400
Bumsefar
January 25th, 2006, 05:40
Once an evil trio which consisted of Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, and Rick James reigned a very great and unusual evil on our world. It would take the combined forces of Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T to overthrow them. Mr. T however wouldn't join the alliance because Chuck and Vin wouldn't change their names to Mr. C and Mr. V, so he ate them both and gained great roundhouse kicking feats and the ability to sense and eat children. He met with the evil trio, roundhouse kicked Bill Clinton in the nuts, beat the shit out of Rick James, and when Michael Jackson turned white, got plastic surgery and went into hiding, Mr. T hunted him down by following the scent of 1000 kids, and then he kicked his ass. This incidence has since then been refered to as Jumprope for Heart.

Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.